Why Men Are Attracted to Women Faster Than Women Are Attracted to men

Here we have, for your edification and enjoyment, a classic case of — they got paid to do a study that produced nothing more than a ream or so of never to be read “scientific” papers and fewer trees.

www.telegraph.co.uk – Why men will judge a woman in milliseconds:
Professor Mark van Vugt and Dr Johanna van Hooff, from the University of Amsterdam, and postgraduate student Helen Crawford, from the University of Kent, were behind the study which is to be published by the Oxford Journal Social Cognitive and Affective Neuroscience.

Prof van Vugt said: “Men definitely have the most wandering eye but it is because they have evolved to pay attention to cues of fertility and one of those cues is facial beauty – it’s not that men are shallow.

“But we found they do make snap judgments about women, much earlier than was previously thought. They make that decision on whether a woman would be a good mating partner in milliseconds.

“This is something very ancient and a way of helping men find the best mate to produce children.

“Women were not distracted by attractive male faces because women need more proof of whether a man is a good mate.

“Women make that decision on behaviour, whether a man is trustworthy and committed. They make their decision much later than men.”

Now I wonder how much money went into the exercise in overstating the obvious.

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Canon 5200mm f/14

I recently passed on a 1200mm Nikon lens that was listed on eBay because of my on experience with an old Canon 1200mm. It was waaay too much lens for casual use.

Now we have this Canon 5200mm lens from 1962 that was recently listed on eBay. –If I recall correctly they only made one of these, and while I can’t swear to it, it seems to me that it only brought $55k at auction.

•Focal Length: 5150mm
•Exposure Control: Light quantity is controlled with the use of built-in ND filters, corresponding to f/14, f/16, f/22, f/32
•Minimum Object Distance: 120 meters (Approx 393 feet!)
•Size: 500mm(wide) x 600mm(high) x 1890mm(deep) [20x24x75.6]
•Weight: 100kg (220 lbs) without stand.

 

 

From the Brochure:

Is it just me or does the picture in the top right corner look like something out of a weapons of the future article?

 

 

Now the $64,000 question: What the hell would you do with it?

Better yet: What uber-secret government project was it built for?

It’s not like you could carry it out into the field under cover of darkness take your shot and sneak back. So that pretty much lets out most military and spy applications, and the mount seems to preclude any astronomical applications.

I know: It was built to watch the girls on the beach at Malibu………… from Omaha.

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Delta Loses Kids as Easily as Baggage

Delta Airlines sent two children fling under the airline’s unaccompanied minors program two the wrong cities.

A boy destined for Boston wound up in Cleveland and a girl bound for Cleveland wound up in Boston. The airline said it was because of a paperwork mix up.

news.com.au: Delta said the children were connecting through Minneapolis-St. Paul International Airport, US on Tuesday when they were put on the wrong connecting flights because of a “paperwork swap.”

Delta spokesman Paul Skrbec on Wednesday said a boy ended up in Cleveland instead of Boston while a girl was sent to Boston instead of Cleveland. He would not release information about the children, citing passenger privacy. [....]

Delta said it has apologized to the families, sent the children to their final destinations at no cost, arranged full refunds for the children’s tickets and provided credits to the families for future travel.

“A paperwork swap?” Does this mean the airlines put illiterates who couldn’t read the paperwork well enough to tell if it was for a boy or a girl in charge of these children, or was it the same baggage handler who sends my luggage to O’Hare when I’m headed to Dallas Fort Worth?

It also makes you wonder if they have a warehouse for unclaimed children?

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Networking for Garbage Pickers

You say you spend the day digging through other peoples trash but you can’t find anyone to talk to about the finer points?

Then you need to join DumpsterWorld News, the place where dumpster divers meet to exchange ideas or to just chat with other dumpster divers about the lifestyle.

DumpsterWorld News
The worlds largest forum of information for dumpster divers, recyclers, scrap metal enthusiasts and eco-friendly people. Email questions to dumpsterworld@gmail.com or receive deal tweets @ twitter.com/dumpsterworld

“scrap metal enthusiasts???” —-And I thought my hobbies were weird.

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Quad Copter

I want one!

It looks like special effects out of a science fiction move, but it’s real and I’m certain it will soon be put to use by the military and law enforcement.

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How to Delete Bieber From Your Little Corner of the Web

There’s a new browser tool that blacks out the mention of Justin Bieber’s name and will censor any photos that have his name in their file name. –And there was much rejoicing. —And much dismay among squealing little girls.. Which leads to even more rejoicing.

the Telegraph reports That the Shaved Bieber application, which users can add to their browser by saving it as a bookmark, covers up all instances of the words “Justin Bieber” and “Bieber”, as well as any photos that include Bieber in their file names.

The hate tweets and hate email are rolling in and the folk that wrote the app are just rolling.

BTW: It’s reported to be available as a Firefox add-on.

On this same note the author Greg Leuch, the author of the Shaved Bieber tool, and member of the Free Art and Technology online creative collective, also wrote a tool that takes comments in caps and converts them to lower case. This was in response to the blog posts of rapper Kanye West, who used more caps than not.

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And You Thought Your Day Wasn’t Going Well

AP – DANVERS, Mass. – A man in Danvers Massachusetts was cleaning a vacuum operated sausage seasoning machine when he got his head and shoulders sucked in and became stuck.

Somebody called 911 and they got him free. He didn’t seem any the worse for wear but they transported him to the hospital where he was checked and released.

So far there’s no indication of how the machine got turned on. OSHA is investigating.
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In further news, in the UK, the London Daily Telegraph, along with several other news services, called Briton Robert Dee the “world’s worst tennis pro.” So he got pissed and sued.

A bunch of the news agencies apologized but the Telegraph refused.

Well, it got to court: The judge looked at Mr. Dee’s record of 54 consecutive loses, all in straight sets, and found in favor of the Telegraph. Saying “If you’re not ‘the world’s worst pro,’ you’re close enough.”
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And finally we have Matthew Van McDaniel, 25, of Los Alamitos, who got drunk -his blood alcohol level was twice the legal limit- and drove his Mercedes into the James Musick Correctional Facility in Irvine.–You read that right: He drove straight through a jailhouse gate.

Mr. McDaniel then broke an officer’s nose when they tried to restrain him.

The final tally on this guy: One felony count of aggravated assault on an officer, one felony count of being an ex-convict entering the grounds of a correctional facility, one misdemeanor count of reckless driving, one misdemeanor count of driving under the influence of alcohol and one misdemeanor count of driving with a blood-alcohol level of 0.08 percent or more. –For a grand total of nine years.

He cut a deal because he is an ex-felon and could have faced even more time if he had gone to trial.

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Port a Subs Delivery

A local Port a Subs has started a delivery service. Could be a good move.

Especially for those of us that use the microwave because we don’t remember how to work the oven.

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Two Crutches, One Skateboard


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Microsoft’s Page on Humor

Did you ever watch the old Dragnet on Tv. “Just the facts mam,” delivered with a face that indicated that “Sgt. Joe Friday” not only didn’t have a sense of humor. He obviously had never tried to develop one.

Microsoft has a page on humor under “Competencies,” that could have been written by the good Sargent.

From that page: “Has a positive and constructive sense of humor. Can laugh at him/herself and with others. Is appropriately funny and can use humor to ease tension.”

How can anyone, even an international corporation the size of Microsoft be so freaking boring? Unless the page itself is a joke… Hmmmm

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