Madeleine’s parents will fight on

BBC NEWS | UK | Madeleine parents will fight on
According to another article I read. The reason the parents have been declared suspects is that the change in status allows the Portuguese police to ask 22 questions they couldn’t ask otherwise.

New Mexico Spaceport Looks Like a Giant Vagina - Wonkette

Bill Richardson Shocker: New Mexico Spaceport Looks Like a Giant Vagina - Wonkette
I hope it’s not one of those over-lubricating types.

Early rising no good for the heart

Early rising no good for the heart: study - Yahoo News
I told you getting up early was bad for you.

Rick Porrellos - AmericanMafia.com - Steve Miller - Inside Vegas

Rick Porrellos - AmericanMafia.com - Steve Miller - Inside Vegas
Crooked politician is redundant.

Serial crank caller miffs Bay Area 911 - Yahoo News

Serial crank caller miffs Bay Area 911 - Yahoo News

Cobras welcome

Found on Yahoo News:

CHOTO PASHLA, India (AFP) - For some people, a poisonous snake hissing in their courtyard is the stuff of nightmares. But in this sleepy village in eastern India, the reptiles are welcome and abundant.
The village of Choto Pashla in West Bengal state has one snake for every two residents, mainly the [...]